[ Enjoying the general air of the expo, Kang can't help but appreciate seeing something familiar. There's plenty of Chinese areas, and you can bet he's been to all of them, for food and otherwise.
Eventually, after talking to a vendor, you can see him slowly sliding something into a small cardboard box. ]
Rip me off, will he, well I'll teach him a lesson or two--a good bang ought to put his morals right... where did I leave my gunpowder? Oh, in my shoes! Of course! Give it that extra kick.
[ ... Oh dear god someone stop him. ]
[ V. ]
[ Kang enjoys the heat, like the weirdo he is. The rain makes him unhappy, though, and you can see him walking down the street in the most bizarre anti-rain getup anyone has ever invented. He's carrying what looks like a picnic basket full of... god only knows. ]
Rain, what a problem. Can't explode things when they're wet. Have to watch out for wet bandits here to plunder the lot. They sneak in like water and then they're in your sink... oh, such a mess and--a penny!
[ Annnd he's mumbling to himself. Don't worry, he just... does that. He bends over to pick up a penny off the sidewalk. Very distractable this one. ... Probably the only reason he's still not arrested is the fact everyone in the community knows him, and thinks he's just the local weird old guy who mumbles to himself. Always the weirdo with the odd mechanical glasses and the big hats, this guy. ]
[ VI. ]
[ You're here for one reason: you need weapons in the Metaverse. And Kang is here to make money, so he is going to supply them to you. But he hands over the lot, and they look... really strange. Like, super weird. All of them are in silver banana-shaped metal casings. And the lockpicks look like figure eights.
... He's an Operator but you all probably wish he wasn't sometimes. You know he's a good Operator. You know his weapons are good. But why this. ]
Here you go, just what the doctor ordered! Should be quite an impressive fireworks display, oh yes. Now no exploding anything until you've had an hour for your food to digest, or else you'll get cramps.
Kang the Mad | Jade Empire
[ Enjoying the general air of the expo, Kang can't help but appreciate seeing something familiar. There's plenty of Chinese areas, and you can bet he's been to all of them, for food and otherwise.
Eventually, after talking to a vendor, you can see him slowly sliding something into a small cardboard box. ]
Rip me off, will he, well I'll teach him a lesson or two--a good bang ought to put his morals right... where did I leave my gunpowder? Oh, in my shoes! Of course! Give it that extra kick.
[ ... Oh dear god someone stop him. ]
[ V. ]
[ Kang enjoys the heat, like the weirdo he is. The rain makes him unhappy, though, and you can see him walking down the street in the most bizarre anti-rain getup anyone has ever invented. He's carrying what looks like a picnic basket full of... god only knows. ]
Rain, what a problem. Can't explode things when they're wet. Have to watch out for wet bandits here to plunder the lot. They sneak in like water and then they're in your sink... oh, such a mess and--a penny!
[ Annnd he's mumbling to himself. Don't worry, he just... does that. He bends over to pick up a penny off the sidewalk. Very distractable this one. ... Probably the only reason he's still not arrested is the fact everyone in the community knows him, and thinks he's just the local weird old guy who mumbles to himself. Always the weirdo with the odd mechanical glasses and the big hats, this guy. ]
[ VI. ]
[ You're here for one reason: you need weapons in the Metaverse. And Kang is here to make money, so he is going to supply them to you. But he hands over the lot, and they look... really strange. Like, super weird. All of them are in silver banana-shaped metal casings. And the lockpicks look like figure eights.
... He's an Operator but you all probably wish he wasn't sometimes. You know he's a good Operator. You know his weapons are good. But why this. ]
Here you go, just what the doctor ordered! Should be quite an impressive fireworks display, oh yes. Now no exploding anything until you've had an hour for your food to digest, or else you'll get cramps.